sophiethemonkeyslut:

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

• OH YEAH IMMA RUB THOSE
• shoulderblades because you look really tense.

loki-dokey:

iamladyloki:

themindofapariah:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

^ Cannot be unseen. 

Omfg brb crying

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Hiddleston-God.

Yes.

#HE KNOWS BRUCE’S SECRET

starvingdistricts:

i wonder what i’d be doing right now if i had never made a tumblr

I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together. 

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day